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ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
RIP Smash Bros Leaker Who Nintendo Will Track Down And Throw Into The Void

magicmazzic:

If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to fucking stop me.

unamusedsloth:

The new Godzilla movie had a lower budget than expected.

unamusedsloth:

The new Godzilla movie had a lower budget than expected.

hotsenator:

Stop putting jokes on the websites. I am using the internet seriously.

hanasaku-shijin:

This pink robot rabbit just spoke the truest shit I’ve ever heard.

unmaidenly:

cetaceaas:

tbh i wonder how many of y’all who talk about ~eyebrow game strong~ were the annoying ass brats who shat on brown + blacks girls for having thick eyebrows in middle school

or who specifically took a shit on latin@/afrolatin@ “chola” aesthetics in the 90s: incredibly strong eyebrows, gelled curls, hoop earrings, brown/bright red matte lips, long nails, & winged eyeliner.

runlikeyoustolesomething:

rlmjob:

egg

the music really adds to the plot

doingitforthevine:

i had a little too much fun snapchatting at target today…

asianmaid:

tuscansweaters:

Rapper Drake successfully flips pancake

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